Month: July 2011

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Rajnikanth jokes on Nano cars

1. Rajnikanth has bought two Nano cars. Why? He wants to skate. 2. All the car manufacturers were vying with each other to know about the toy cars that Rajnikanth played with in his childhood. Luckily, Nano car got the blueprints. 3. What’s the difference between Nano car and Rajnikanth’s car? Nobody can buy Rajnikanth’s …

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New Rajnikanth jokes on music

1. When Rajnikanth sings, the guitar starts playing chords itself. 2. The way Rajnikanth walks, the drums make rhythm cycles from it. 3. Rajnikanth thinks and talks music. 4. Once Rajnikanth went for a long muse. The observer asked its colleague: “What is the state like?” He replied: “Muse-ic”. From there, the word music emerged. …

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Latest Rajnikanth jokes on Java

1. Rajnikanth writes the program in byte code. 2. Rajnikanth’s every method has a public static void main(String all) method. 3. Rajnikanth never gets an excepting error. You know why! 4. Once a company came to Rajnikanth to ask for a new name for them. Rajnikanth said: “Listen, son.” They mistook it to be “SUN”. …

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New Rajnikanth jokes for you

1. Rajnikanth can win staring contest against two people at the same time. 2. When Rajnikanth plays guitar, he produces bangs instead of chords. 3. Rajnikanth’s shoe size is 1. Why? Because no. 1 is not given to anybody else. 4. You can often find Rajnikanth watching music. 5. Rajnikanth does not actually plays the …

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Latest Rajnikanth Jokes for you

1. There is a new threat for Social Network Industry which would vanish all the existing players in the market. . . . . . . It is “Rajani +”. Mind IT. (Contributed by Waseem Naik) 2. Rajnikanth once liked something on Facebook. That day, Facebook’s servers broke down. 3. Rajnikanth dials a mobile number …

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Latest Rajnikanth jokes and Google

1. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”. It simply replies: “Run while you still have the chance.” 2. Once Rajnikanth was gurgling to clear his throat. The sound was so nice that children wanted to do “googling”. From there, the titan of search engines “Google” emerged. 3. …

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Latest Rajnikanth geeky jokes

1. An infinite loop in a Rajnikanth’s program takes 1,2 second to finish. 2. Rajnikanth’s keyboard does not have any F1 key. Why? He never needs any help. 3. Manufacturing companies have stopped inserting “ESC” key in the keyboards because they believe that there is no escape from Rajnikanth, how hard one may try. 4. …

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Rajnikanth jokes on Apple

1. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it away. In appreciation, this was picked as the logo for the company Apple, Inc. 2. Rajnikanth’s iPhone turns into a DSLR whenever he wants it to be. He does not use any app for this. 3. The iPhone versions made available in the market are the …

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Latest Rajnikanth jokes on sports

1. Rajnikanth holds the world record of wrestling in all the weight categories at the same time. 2. Rajnikanth can get a homerun in bowling. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing hockey. The opposition players’ sweat ice in fear. That day, organizers started having ice-hockey. 4. Rajnikanth plays his own style of Karate…Rajni-Will-Kill. 5.Fencing was done …

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New Rajnikanth jokes

1. Once rajni kant was writing something very seriously. Somebody asked him: “What are you writing?” Rajnikanth told: “Main kismat ka kismat likh raha hoon.” (Submitted by Tanishq Kashyap) 2. Once Rajnikanth wanted to do rain dance. That day, rain decided to fall without any water because it did not want to wet him. 3. …

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Hindu baby boy names from K

Below is the list of Hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet K. Kaivan Kaikesh Kashaya Kusumakar Kenit Koshang Kaksh Kalp Karsan Kushendra Kenil Kosmo Kakshil Kalpesh Kankshit Kunj Kenur Kodil Kathak kalpak Kankshil Kunjan Kepin Kautilya Kathan Kalpen Kinjal Kunjal Kemant Kautuk Kathit Kalindra Kinnar Kunjar Kemik Kaumil Kadarm Kalpit Kinnaresh Kuntan Kemoksh Kaumik …

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Rashi names in Sanskrit

A lot of people like to know what are the names of Zodiac names in their Sanskrit and they find it exciting to know their own signs in this language. For the convenience of those users, we provide the list of Rashi names (zodiac signs) in Sanskrit from English. English Sanskrit Transliteration Aries मेष: Meṣaḥ …

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Latest Rajnikanth jokes on IT

1. Rajnikanth has an IP: 0.0.0.0 2. Rajnikanth can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply. 3. Rajnikanth’s computer boots into Windows XP Pro… Even though only DOS 6.2 is installed. 4. Once Rajnikanth built a site but it got no hits. Why? Everybody was afraid to hit anything related to Rajnikanth. 5. Rajnikanth uses Notepad …

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