1. Who says Rajnikanth needs and iPhone.
He can call anyone from his iPod.
2. Once somebody stole Rajnikanth’s touch cellphone.
However, it could not be used because nobody dares to touch Rajnikanth’s stuff.
3. Rajnikanth does not need to dial a number.
He just thinks about it and the cellphone dials it automatically.
4. Once Rajnikanth got bored from old cellphones and threw them away yelling: “Get Smart, you dumb.”
Some companies heard the call and started manufacturing smart phones.
5. Rajnikanth’s cellphone does not have bluetooth. Why?
It does not need to cut or chew anything.