Rajnikanth Jokes

1. When Rajnikanth sings, the guitar starts playing chords itself. 2. The way Rajnikanth walks, the drums make rhythm cycles from it. 3. Rajnikanth thinks and talks music. 4. Once Rajnikanth went for a long muse. The observer asked its colleague: “What is the state like?” He replied: “Muse-ic”. From there, the word music emerged. […]

1. When Rajnikanth weighs himself for a regular health check-up, the machine gives the measure as secretly wished by Rajnikanth. The machine obeys his wishes. 2. Rajnikanth’s cellphone does not have a SIM from any company. He can make calls just by ordering the device to do it. 3. Once Rajnikanth forgot to take the

1. If you have Rajnikanth jokes in your system, no virus can attack it. 2. Why viruses found it hard to get a virus in Linux? When the viruses opened the code source of Linux, they found Rajni’s stamp there. 3. If you have your login password as “Rajni’s Computer”, your system becomes super-secure. It

1. Rajnikanth writes the program in byte code. 2. Rajnikanth’s every method has a public static void main(String all) method. 3. Rajnikanth never gets an excepting error. You know why! 4. Once a company came to Rajnikanth to ask for a new name for them. Rajnikanth said: “Listen, son.” They mistook it to be “SUN”.

1. Did you notice that when you surf about “Rajnikanth”, your browser runs faster and the CPU of your systems throws lesser heat? This is no Rajnikanth joke but a fact! 2. When Rajnikanth jokes reads jokes on the internet, 10 new jokes are created automatically whenever he presses any key. This joke was one

1. Rajnikanth can win staring contest against two people at the same time. 2. When Rajnikanth plays guitar, he produces bangs instead of chords. 3. Rajnikanth’s shoe size is 1. Why? Because no. 1 is not given to anybody else. 4. You can often find Rajnikanth watching music. 5. Rajnikanth does not actually plays the

1. There is a new threat for Social Network Industry which would vanish all the existing players in the market. . . . . . . It is “Rajani +”. Mind IT. (Contributed by Waseem Naik) 2. Rajnikanth once liked something on Facebook. That day, Facebook’s servers broke down. 3. Rajnikanth dials a mobile number

1. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”. It simply replies: “Run while you still have the chance.” 2. Once Rajnikanth was gurgling to clear his throat. The sound was so nice that children wanted to do “googling”. From there, the titan of search engines “Google” emerged. 3.

1. An infinite loop in a Rajnikanth’s program takes 1,2 second to finish. 2. Rajnikanth’s keyboard does not have any F1 key. Why? He never needs any help. 3. Manufacturing companies have stopped inserting “ESC” key in the keyboards because they believe that there is no escape from Rajnikanth, how hard one may try. 4.

1. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it away. In appreciation, this was picked as the logo for the company Apple, Inc. 2. Rajnikanth’s iPhone turns into a DSLR whenever he wants it to be. He does not use any app for this. 3. The iPhone versions made available in the market are the

1. Rajnikanth holds the world record of wrestling in all the weight categories at the same time. 2. Rajnikanth can get a homerun in bowling. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing hockey. The opposition players’ sweat ice in fear. That day, organizers started having ice-hockey. 4. Rajnikanth plays his own style of Karate…Rajni-Will-Kill. 5.Fencing was done

1. Once rajni kant was writing something very seriously. Somebody asked him: “What are you writing?” Rajnikanth told: “Main kismat ka kismat likh raha hoon.” (Submitted by Tanishq Kashyap) 2. Once Rajnikanth wanted to do rain dance. That day, rain decided to fall without any water because it did not want to wet him. 3.

1. Who says Rajnikanth needs and iPhone. He can call anyone from his iPod. 2. Once somebody stole Rajnikanth’s touch cellphone. However, it could not be used because nobody dares to touch Rajnikanth’s stuff. 3. Rajnikanth does not need to dial a number. He just thinks about it and the cellphone dials it automatically. 4.

1. Rajnikanth is the mailer-daemon. 2. Rajnikanth’s dot matrix printer prints the best digital color photos in the world. 3. Rajnikanth’s monitor has no glare. Why? No-one dares to glare at Rajnikanth. 4. Rajnikanth never gets the “page cannot be displayed” error. When Rajnikanth runs something, everything is all right. 5. Rajnikanth’s email ID is

1. Rajnikanth has an IP: 0.0.0.0 2. Rajnikanth can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply. 3. Rajnikanth’s computer boots into Windows XP Pro… Even though only DOS 6.2 is installed. 4. Once Rajnikanth built a site but it got no hits. Why? Everybody was afraid to hit anything related to Rajnikanth. 5. Rajnikanth uses Notepad

1. Once Rajnikanth set to made tea. He got all the material ready but did not have fire. He just looked at the material and it became tea out of fear. 2. Rajnikanth’s tea tastes like poison to everybody. But they all say: “Waah Raj, Waah…“! Out of fear. 3. Once Rajnikanth ran out of

1. People never dared to say things on Rajnikanth’s face. So, to say all those things, they created Facebook. 2. Facebook got more than 750 million users. All of them fear Rajnikanth. 3. Google is confident that their platform can beat Facebook. What is their strength? They got a “+1” from Rajnikanth. 4. There is

1. Once Rajnikanth hit the ball so hard that it bounced back from the net of the goal of the opposite team and hit his own goal’s net. After much confusion, the referee had to declare a player off-side. 2. When Rajnikanth plays football, opposite team’s players wear Cricket batting pads on their legs. The

1. Rajnikanth uses an incense to study during night. 2. One day while swimming from Africa to America, RAJNIKANT lost his underware in the Atlantic ocean. From that day people call that place “The Bermuda Triangle”. 3. Rajnikanth once jumped from the Great Wall of China. He landed on the moon. 4. Rajnikanth can’t play

1. Rajnikanth can play flute that does not have any hole in it. 2. Rajnikanth plays jazz drums with bare hands. He likes to use his little finger to strike the cymbals. 3. Rajnikanth needs a contra-bass to play violin notes. 4. Interviewer: “How are you so adept in both Indian as well as Western