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1. Once Rajnikanth went for shopping and felt that the space is too small. The owner of the shop got the idea to open “Big Bazaar”. _______________________________________ 2. When Rajnikanth is not shopping in the market, people heave a sigh of relief and feel free to shop in an “EasyDay”. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can shop …
1. Rajnikanth sings songs that are never written. Lyricists create the lyrics after Rajnikanth sings them. _______________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth sing the telephone directory as a holiday song. _______________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth never uses play-back singing in his films. Reason: No one can play at the back of Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth’s voice can sing in 4 …
1. People could not speak derogatory remarks to Rajnikanth on face. So, somebody created Facebook. ______________________________________________ 2. If somebody ditches you, pray to Rajnikanth. He will stitch you. ______________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once had a hard look at an Apple. In fear, the Apple felt intense heat and burned into a Blackberry. ______________________________________________ 4. There is …
1. Rajnikanth can jump-start with a dive. ____________________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speed up his car by pressing the brakes. ____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth’s mobile picks up race when he speed-dials through his mobile. ____________________________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not laugh when someone cracks a joke. He laughs at the people who make jokes on him. ____________________________________________________________ 5. …
1. Rajnikanth can initiate ‘climate change’ at will. _________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth lacks nothing but competition. _________________________________________ 3. When Rajnikanth was a baby, he fell from a tree. Result? The tree broke. _________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth made the violet rays Ultra-violet. _________________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth’s factory produces products following 60-sigma precision. _________________________________________
1. A hot news on Rajnikanth’s birthday: Rajnikanth adopted two elephants, two camels, and two horses from the zoo. Why? To play chess! _________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. _________________________________________________ 3. This notification was issued in the interest of humanity using mobiles phones and emails: Stop making jokes on Rajnikanth …
1. Alfred Nobel was once nominated for Rajnikanth Award. __________________________________________ 2. When Rajnikant was asked why he never use restrooms, he replied: “Whatever Happens in Rajini, stays in Rajini.” __________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once strangled a dacoit with a cordless phone! __________________________________________ 4. Dussera wishes “Happy Rajni” to everyone. __________________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One …
1. Rajnikanth can make the twain meet. _____________________________________________________ 2. If Rajnikanth throws an apple in air, it does not follow Newton’s Law. Why? Rajnikanth is beyond gravity. _____________________________________________________ 3. Once an elephant was ordered to stamp Rajnikanth with his foot. There were sounds of bone-cracking. Upon checking, it was found that the elephant lost his …
1. To watch Rajnikant movies in 4D on mobile, Steve jobs was thinking to lunch a new mobile name is “I-RAJINI”. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors. How! Just include the header file, “rajnikanth.h” _____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikant was born on 30 February. Since then, February decided not to give …
1. Anna Hazare’s fasts make governments slow. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Nobody can beat Anna Hazare in speed. Why? He is holding a FAST. _____________________________________________________________ 3. Companies selling batteries are toying with an idea of changing their product names around Anna. They feel the batteries will run longer. _____________________________________________________________ 4. What is common between Anna Hazare and …
1. All doctors’ mantra reads like this: I treat; Rajnikanth cures! 2. When Rajnikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror sees its true image. 3. Rajnikanth has never let anybody down. Why? He is the basis of everything and there is nothing below him. 4. Rajnikanth can make an “indefinite sentence” a “perfect” …
1. Rajnikanth once touched Blackberry phone and starting using it. Since then, touch-screen technology was developed. 2. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it away. Steve Jobs picked it up as the icon of his company. 3. Why Face-book was named thus. Because they did not dare facing Rajnikanth. 4. Rajnikanth uses his computers …
1. Rajnikanth passed out from all streams of engineering in the very first year. His degree still reads a 4-year course. 2. Rajnikanth got his placement before he joined engineering. Why? He was asked to join the a campus so that the company could finish their paper-work. 3. When Rajnikanth joined the college, all types …
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1. Hey Anna: “I salute you. Go ahead and eat up the corruption.” 2. Hey Anna: “Though you are old, yet every young heart beats for you. Go on!” 3. Hey Anna: “This is the right time to do right things the right way. Do not lose it.” 4. Hey Anna: “Rise, awake and stop …
1. When Rajnikanth allows others to get fame, we get people like Anna to lead. 2. Anna Hazare got a pat on his back from Rajnikanth for keeping it so peaceful. Rajnikanth would not have courted arrest. He would have had it done. 3. Rajnikanth asked Anna to cut the “Ra” from the bill to …
1. When you read a Rajnikanth jokes, you increase your life-span by 1 day. ___________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth jokes work like an antibiotic. Overdose does not have any side-effects. ___________________________________ 3. Once a boy suffered from madness. His friends gifted him a book of Rajnikanth jokes. Result? He became a scientist. ___________________________________ 4. If Rajnikanth jokes …
1. When Rajnikanth plays golf, he uses a hockey stick. Result? He scores 2 holes with every hit. 2. Earlier, golf players used balls of the size of a football. Repeated hits by Rajnikanth rendered them tiny and small. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing Hockey. He was scoring continuously. The umpire was repeating “goal” “goal” …
1. Rajnikanth does not need Twitter. He is already following you. Beware! 2. Rajnikanth signed up on Twitter. It got overloaded. The world needed a new social media tool and thus “Google+” was born. 3. Rajnikanth roars while the world tweets. 4. Why Twitter allows only 140 characters. That’s the maximum length that Rajnikanth can …
1. When Rajnikanth uses cloud computing, it rains. 2. Once an engineer saw Rajnikanth thinking in a comic-strip. A cloud was hovering on Rajnikanth’s head as he was thinking about a revolutionary technology in computers. Inspired from that comic, the technology was named “cloud”. 3. Cloud computing helps lower costs. Rajnikanth helps in eradicating costs. …
1. Rajnikanth has bought two Nano cars. Why? He wants to skate. 2. All the car manufacturers were vying with each other to know about the toy cars that Rajnikanth played with in his childhood. Luckily, Nano car got the blueprints. 3. What’s the difference between Nano car and Rajnikanth’s car? Nobody can buy Rajnikanth’s …