Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can make the twain meet.

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2. If Rajnikanth throws an apple in air, it does not follow Newton’s Law.

Why?

Rajnikanth is beyond gravity.

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3. Once an elephant was ordered to stamp Rajnikanth with his foot.

There were sounds of bone-cracking.

Upon checking, it was found that the elephant lost his foot.

No one can crush Rajnikanth!

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4. A burnt fire dreads Rajnikanth.

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5. If nobody loves you, believe that Rajnikanth has ordered them to do so.

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