Rajnikanth Jokes

The apple which fell on Newton was thrown by Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth went to the immigration office, the officers showed their passport. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth saw the movie “Break Ke Baad” before the break. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured on the Richter’s scale. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can whistle and smile at the same time. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth […]

You know why eclipse occurs??? Because Rajnikant sometimes changes his goggles. __________________________________________________________________ Aryabhatta tried to find “No of Weaknesses” in Rajnikanth!!! That’s how he discovered ZERO!!! __________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can detect a puncture in a train. __________________________________________________________________ Only Rajnikant can POKE himself in FACEBOOK. __________________________________________________________________ You can spell Impossible as I M Possible, But you cannot

Facebook’s founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury. Reason??? Rajnikant poked him on Facebook!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ By next year will Have a pendrive of 1RB . Stunned??? 1Rajni Bytes (unlimited storage)!!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ NASA has now got no airship or rockets because… all the rockets were purchased by rajni for next deepawali!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ The only reason Shah