Rajnikanth Jokes

People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space […]

Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and

There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________

One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking

One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them

A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got angry when he allowed Hollywood people to make Jurassic Park-4 in his garden. She said: “They have not yet returned your bath tub in which they made Titanic.” ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once

Rajnikanth can confuse super computer by speaking binary language. __________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard inside it, saying… . . . . . . Maalik Se Sawdhan. (Beware of the master) __________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth bought a road-roller. People grew curious as to what he is up to. When they peeped into his house, he

In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five? Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote:  F(|V)E ________________________________________________________________________ Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. ________________________________________________________________________ In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while

Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him. Otherwise… …. . . . . . He’ll delete the Internet. ________________________________________________________________ All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did. Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating? Rajnikant: DOSA _____________________________________________________________ Once Rajni and Time had a race. Result: Time is still running. _____________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth never

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track; the train is now at a distance of 1m. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track! _______________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth was travelling in a helicopter via switzerland and his wallet fell down in Switzerland. That place is now known as the SWISS

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Once Rajnikanth was driving a car and one of the tyres got punctured. He threw the tube away and drove on merrily. Since then, companies started manufacturing tube-less tyres. ________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth encountered a Tiger in a metro. The tiger I said: “I will eat you out.” Rajnikanth said: “Please talk to me when we

Rajnikanth never did a car-brake-fail scene in a movie…. Why? Because he is smart enough to use the hand brakes. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once said “No-No” to a car because it was too small for his big stature. It became famous as Nano. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever Rajnikanth logs onto Twitter, the birds start carrying the whale. Nobody

Whenever Rajnikanth paid a visit on the sets of Mr. India, Mogambo said “Kush hua”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can cool a cooler. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth watched colorful “Mughal-e-Azam” on a Black & White TV. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth named the writing instrument made of graphite as “lead pencil”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can see the cars moving ahead of him through

Don ke pichhe toh 11 mulko ki Police padi hai, lekin RAJINIKANTH 111 mulko ke Police ke pichhe pada hai!!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Reporter to Rajnikanth: “How many jokes were made on you till now?” Rajni: “Only 2 or 3.” Reporter: “Only 2 or 3?” Rajni: “Rest all are facts.” __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ghosts sit around the campfire and

Once Rajnikanth dived from the 5th floor of  a building. He landed on the 10th. ____________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth cracked a joke. “Rajnikanth Jokes” emerged out. ____________________________________________________________________________ “Sabse Tez” channel of the world goes only up to “Rajni-Tak”. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not use Facebook. Facebook can’t face Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________ The floppy disk flopped when Rajnikanth got

Only Rajnikanth knows “Kaun Banega Crorepati“. ________________________________________________________________________________________ If Rajnikanth’s computer hangs, it’s time for a new Windows release or to further Open Source. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can make two straight lines intersect. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with open eyes. ________________________________________________________________________________________ One of Rajnikanth’s hobby is “Swimming on a Tsunami wave”. ________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth had surgery, the

Twitter follows Rajni. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajni never tweets. He roars. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a landline phone. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Computer virus is looking for an anti-Rajnikanth software. ________________________________________________________________________________________ What you will call Rajnikanth’s aunt? Rajni-ki-aunt. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once God was surprised at something. He exclaimed: OMR. Oh-my-Rajnikanth.