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People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space …

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Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and …

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There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________ …

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One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who …

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Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking …

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One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth …

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them …

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A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got angry when he allowed Hollywood people to make Jurassic Park-4 in his garden. She said: “They have not yet returned your bath tub in which they made Titanic.” ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once …

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Rajnikanth can confuse super computer by speaking binary language. __________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard inside it, saying… . . . . . . Maalik Se Sawdhan. (Beware of the master) __________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth bought a road-roller. People grew curious as to what he is up to. When they peeped into his house, he …

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In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five? Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote:  F(|V)E ________________________________________________________________________ Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. ________________________________________________________________________ In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while …

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Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him. Otherwise… …. . . . . . He’ll delete the Internet. ________________________________________________________________ All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did. Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating? Rajnikant: DOSA _____________________________________________________________ Once Rajni and Time had a race. Result: Time is still running. _____________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth never …

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Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track; the train is now at a distance of 1m. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track! _______________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth was travelling in a helicopter via switzerland and his wallet fell down in Switzerland. That place is now known as the SWISS …

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If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Once Rajnikanth was driving a car and one of the tyres got punctured. He threw the tube away and drove on merrily. Since then, companies started manufacturing tube-less tyres. ________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth encountered a Tiger in a metro. The tiger I said: “I will eat you out.” Rajnikanth said: “Please talk to me when we …

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Rajnikanth never did a car-brake-fail scene in a movie…. Why? Because he is smart enough to use the hand brakes. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once said “No-No” to a car because it was too small for his big stature. It became famous as Nano. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever Rajnikanth logs onto Twitter, the birds start carrying the whale. Nobody …

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Whenever Rajnikanth paid a visit on the sets of Mr. India, Mogambo said “Kush hua”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can cool a cooler. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth watched colorful “Mughal-e-Azam” on a Black & White TV. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth named the writing instrument made of graphite as “lead pencil”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can see the cars moving ahead of him through …

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Don ke pichhe toh 11 mulko ki Police padi hai, lekin RAJINIKANTH 111 mulko ke Police ke pichhe pada hai!!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Reporter to Rajnikanth: “How many jokes were made on you till now?” Rajni: “Only 2 or 3.” Reporter: “Only 2 or 3?” Rajni: “Rest all are facts.” __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ghosts sit around the campfire and …

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Once Rajnikanth dived from the 5th floor of  a building. He landed on the 10th. ____________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth cracked a joke. “Rajnikanth Jokes” emerged out. ____________________________________________________________________________ “Sabse Tez” channel of the world goes only up to “Rajni-Tak”. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not use Facebook. Facebook can’t face Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________ The floppy disk flopped when Rajnikanth got …

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Only Rajnikanth knows “Kaun Banega Crorepati“. ________________________________________________________________________________________ If Rajnikanth’s computer hangs, it’s time for a new Windows release or to further Open Source. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can make two straight lines intersect. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with open eyes. ________________________________________________________________________________________ One of Rajnikanth’s hobby is “Swimming on a Tsunami wave”. ________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth had surgery, the …

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Twitter follows Rajni. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajni never tweets. He roars. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a landline phone. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Computer virus is looking for an anti-Rajnikanth software. ________________________________________________________________________________________ What you will call Rajnikanth’s aunt? Rajni-ki-aunt. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once God was surprised at something. He exclaimed: OMR. Oh-my-Rajnikanth.