There is no gravity.
Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head.
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Paul, the octopus, died.
Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death.
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Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him.
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Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table.
Because he like only the element of surprise.
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Once Rajnikanth tried to commit suicide, but failed. Why?
Even Rajnikanth cannot kill Rajnikanth.
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There used to be a street named Rajnikanth, but it was renamed because nobody can cross Rajnikanth.
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