Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!
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When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.
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The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!
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Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them three wishes.
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All the products in China carry this mark: “Made in Rajnikanth”.
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Once Rajnikanth got late for office. That day, stopwatch was invented.
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Once Rajnikanth was caught cheating in an examination. Guess what happened?
The teacher was suspended.
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