Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him.
He’ll delete the Internet.
All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did.
Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Once Rajni and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running.
Rajnikanth never uses sunscreen lotion, the sun uses RAJNIlotion.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost’s energy.
The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.