Rajnikanth Jokes

1. There is nothing in this world which Rajni-(Kant)h do. 2. Rajnikanth can’t get a tattoo. The ink melts down due to fear. 3. Rajnikanth once kicked someone to the side. From then on, a moniker side-kick came into existence for hero’s aide. 4. Once Rajnikanth had an aeroplane. The airport landed on it safely. […]

1. When taking the CAT, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will top the exam. 2. How to test you are not Rajnikanth? If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth. 3. Rajnikanth never plays lotteries because he wants others to be lucky and rejoice. If Rajnikanth had played, he would have won every

1. Apple pays Rajnikanth 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 2. If you have 50 rupee and Rajnikanth has 50, Rajnikanth has more money than you. 3. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One of them is called earth. 4. Thousands of years ago, Rajnikanth encountered a bear. The bear went white with fear

1. Rajnikanth once Googled something and found some unwanted advertisement. Disgusted he grunted: “Add some sense to it!” From that day, Google came out with their money-making product called “Adsense”. 2. Google once questioned the authority of Rajnikanth and declared that they are equal to him. Rajnikanth smilingly declared that he is still “+1” than

1. Rajnikanth once wrapped the towel with himself. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth +1-ed the Google project before they launched it. _________________________________ 3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can hold his breathe for nine years. _________________________________ 5. When Rajnikanth goes

1. Rajnikanth always bowls a Yes-ball. Nobody can say “No” to Rajnikanth. 2. Once Rajnikanth was batting. There was an appeal from the bowler. However, the umpire signaled a sixer. Why? The ball hit Rajnikanth’s stumps and went for six runs. 3. As a bowler, Rajnikanth made a lot of batsman retired hurt. Either the

1. Rajnikanth can crush facts with his bare opinions. 2. Rajnikanth has only one speed gear. Go. 3. Rajnikanth can watch TV on a chalk board. 4. Rajnikanth writes poetry in php. For him, code IS poetry. 5. Rajnikanth does not use shift button to write ALL CAPS. He never shifts his position.

1. Rajnikanth can draw a square with 4 circles. 2. Rajnikanth can speak Chinese in Tamil language. 3. Rajnikanth can sing at the speed of light. 4. A sun was named Rajnikanth rises in the South but never sets. 5. What color is Rajnikanth’s blood? Joke! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds.

1. Rajnikanth can eat water and drink food. 2. The earth does not rotate on its own. It is due to the morning stroll of Rajnikanth. 3. Rajnikanth can make mummies talk. 4. Rajnikanth wears goggles to save the sun from his eyes. 5. Rajnikanth is the reason the Devil is underground.

1. The only thing written on Rajnikanth’s passport is “It’s me”. 2. Lots of people wear Superman Pyjama. But the Superman wears Rajnikanth Pyjama. 3. On his birthday, Rajnikanth blows out his candles by blinking. 4. The meteorological department classifies Rajnikanth as a natural disaster. 5. Rajnikanth can use a film-camera to take digital shots.

1. Whenever Rajnikanth looks in a mirror, it breaks. Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________ 2. Before science was invented, it was believed that autumn occurred when Rajnikanth thundered and every tree shed its leaves in terror. ____________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can set a paper on fire using

1. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajnikanth is called Logic. 2. Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth…. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning. 3. Rajnikanth uses paper to cut scissors. 4. Rajnikanth can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. 5. Your life

1. Rajnikanth does not think twice. He does not even think once. He simply does. 2. Rajnikanth was about to send an email. Then he decided he could run faster and deliver the message. 3. Once Rajnikanth fell from a cliff. He landed on the top. 4. Apple launches a new version/upgrade whenever Rajnikanth gets

Wires get electric when they touch Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________________________________________ When God sneezes, people say “Rajnikanth bless you”. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can speak in all-CAPS. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth threw his first paper aeroplane aged 4… It landed yesterday. _______________________________________________________________________________ People can glow in dark. Rajnikanth can glow in light. _______________________________________________________________________________

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth clears the wax in his ears with a revolver. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth is the only man ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. ____________________________________________________________________________ The fences at the

Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, he never cried. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square. ____________________________________________________________________________ Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%. ____________________________________________________________________________ In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one

Rajnikanth peeped into a mirror. That was the day when the mirror came to know how he looks. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth got angry with the month February. Result? It has one lesser day even when the year of leaping comes. __________________________________________________________________________________ Domain names now come with extension names of states. The most popular among them

Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole. So, it remained a day for 6 months and a night for 6 months. ___________________________________________________________________________ Don’t worry; be happy. Rajnikanth hai na… ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth rounded off the earth so that

Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth designed a supercomputer when he was studying interior designing. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can take notes without a notebook. ________________________________________________________________________ All the shots that Michael Jordan missed were blocked

Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled faith in him. Rest is history. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can stick his name to the non-sticky utensils. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not need to add Pidilite to “choona”. He gets the desired