1. Whenever Rajnikanth looks in a mirror, it breaks. Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
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2. Before science was invented, it was believed that autumn occurred when Rajnikanth thundered and every tree shed its leaves in terror.
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3. Rajnikanth can set a paper on fire using magnifying glass even during night.
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4. Rajnikanth does not use Twitter because does not tweet but roars.
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5. Nowadays, managers expel their employees saying: “You are Rajnikanth-ed.” Reason?
Rajnikanth=Fire.
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6. Rajnikanth can beat Manchester United 10-0 all by himself. (Submitted by Siddharth)
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7. Rajnikanth is a Ph. E.–Engineer of Philosophy.
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