Newly created Rajnikanth jokes

1. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajnikanth is called Logic.

2. Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth….

The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

3. Rajnikanth uses paper to cut scissors.

4. Rajnikanth can win a staring contest with his eyes closed.

5. Your life insurance premium will be based on how far you live from Rajnikanth.

6. Rajnikanth writes code that optimizes itself.

7. Rajnikanth burst the dot com bubble.

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