1. When taking the CAT, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will top the exam.
2. How to test you are not Rajnikanth?
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth.
3. Rajnikanth never plays lotteries because he wants others to be lucky and rejoice.
If Rajnikanth had played, he would have won every time because he decides his own luck.
4. When Rajnikanth does divisions, there are no remainders.
5. Rajnikanth can bend light with his bare hands.