Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS.
Unfortunately, he never cried.
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Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%.
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In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
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Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
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The only time Rajnikanth was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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Rajnikanth does not predict the future. He just orders it to happen.
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