Month: June 2011

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The future of chip manufacturing

MIT researchers show how to make e-beam lithography, commonly used to prototype computer chips, more practical as a mass-production technique. For 50 years, the transistors on computer chips have been getting smaller, and for 50 years, manufacturers have used the same technique — photolithography — to make their chips. But the very wavelength of visible …

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Hindi Jokes

एक मोटी महिला ने चोर को पकड़ लिया और उस पर बैठ गई। उसने अपने नौकर से कहा: “पुलिस को बुला लाओ।” मगर नौकर बोला “मुझे अपनी चप्पल नहीं मिल रही।” चोर तड़पा: “अरे, मेरी डाल जा पर जल्दी जा।” __________________________________________________________________________________________ एक महिला लाल बत्ती पार करती हुई पकड़ी गई। यातायात पुलिस कर्मी: “रुको। तुमने …

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Some new and funny Rajnikanth jokes

1. Rajnikanth can crush facts with his bare opinions. 2. Rajnikanth has only one speed gear. Go. 3. Rajnikanth can watch TV on a chalk board. 4. Rajnikanth writes poetry in php. For him, code IS poetry. 5. Rajnikanth does not use shift button to write ALL CAPS. He never shifts his position.

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New funny Rajnikanth jokes

1. Rajnikanth can draw a square with 4 circles. 2. Rajnikanth can speak Chinese in Tamil language. 3. Rajnikanth can sing at the speed of light. 4. A sun was named Rajnikanth rises in the South but never sets. 5. What color is Rajnikanth’s blood? Joke! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds.

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New Rajnikanth jokes for you

1. Rajnikanth can eat water and drink food. 2. The earth does not rotate on its own. It is due to the morning stroll of Rajnikanth. 3. Rajnikanth can make mummies talk. 4. Rajnikanth wears goggles to save the sun from his eyes. 5. Rajnikanth is the reason the Devil is underground.

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Midday Rajnikanth Jokes

1. The only thing written on Rajnikanth’s passport is “It’s me”. 2. Lots of people wear Superman Pyjama. But the Superman wears Rajnikanth Pyjama. 3. On his birthday, Rajnikanth blows out his candles by blinking. 4. The meteorological department classifies Rajnikanth as a natural disaster. 5. Rajnikanth can use a film-camera to take digital shots.

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Some latest Rajnikanth jokes

1. Whenever Rajnikanth looks in a mirror, it breaks. Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________ 2. Before science was invented, it was believed that autumn occurred when Rajnikanth thundered and every tree shed its leaves in terror. ____________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can set a paper on fire using …

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Newly created Rajnikanth jokes

1. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajnikanth is called Logic. 2. Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth…. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning. 3. Rajnikanth uses paper to cut scissors. 4. Rajnikanth can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. 5. Your life …

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Business of jokes is a no joke

If you know how to use the Google Keyword Tool to determine the traffic estimates on a particular keyword, you will be surprised to see the volume of hits this word gets: Keyword Global searches Local searches Joke 90,500 6,600 Jokes 10,00,000 2,01,000 sms jokes 1,35,000 1,10,100 short jokes 90,500 9,900 jokes in hindi 74,000 …

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Hindu Baby boy names from I

We provide some Hindu baby names for boys starting from I. The spellings are given in English with whatever variation possible. Igit Inderpreet Ishank Ikshen Indesh Ishant Ikshit Indivar Ishar Ikshu Indra, Inder Ishayu Ikshuk Indraketu Ishit Ikshul Indresh Ishu Ikshur Ingit Ishu Ikshur Inmesh Ishvar Ikshvaku Ipsu Iten Ilesh Iresh Itish Indarjit Ish Itiv …

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New picks for Rajnikanth Jokes

Wires get electric when they touch Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________________________________________ When God sneezes, people say “Rajnikanth bless you”. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can speak in all-CAPS. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth threw his first paper aeroplane aged 4… It landed yesterday. _______________________________________________________________________________ People can glow in dark. Rajnikanth can glow in light. _______________________________________________________________________________

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Relatively new Rajnikanth jokes

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth clears the wax in his ears with a revolver. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth is the only man ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. ____________________________________________________________________________ The fences at the …

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Sanskrit names of health related problems

Below is a list of Sanskrit names of health issues from English. I hope our users will find it useful. If you have any suggestions or feedback, please feel free to share it through the comment section. English Sanskrit Transliteration Ailment रोगः Rogaḥ Pharmacy औषधालयः Auṣadhālayaḥ Doctor वैद्यः, चिकित्सक Vaidyaḥ, Cikitsaka Fever ज्वरः Jvaraḥ Medicine …

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Extremely funny new Rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, he never cried. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square. ____________________________________________________________________________ Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%. ____________________________________________________________________________ In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one …

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Funny new Rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth peeped into a mirror. That was the day when the mirror came to know how he looks. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth got angry with the month February. Result? It has one lesser day even when the year of leaping comes. __________________________________________________________________________________ Domain names now come with extension names of states. The most popular among them …

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