Month: June 2011

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Punjabi Quotes

ਊਠ ਅੜਾਂਦੇ ਹੀ ਲੱਦੀਦੇ ਨੇ। ਇੱਕ ਅਨਾਰ ਸੋ ਬਿਮਾਰ। ਸੌ ਹੱਥ ਰੱਸਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਗੰਢ। ਹੱਥਾਂ ਬਾਝ ਕਰਾਇਆਂ ਵੈਰੀ ਮਿੱਤ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੇ। ਯਾਰੀਆਂ ਊਠਾਂ ਵਾਲਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਤੇ ਬੂਹੇ ਰੱਖਣੇ ਛੋਟੇ। ਮਾਂ ਫਿਰੇ ਫੋਸੀ-ਫੋਸੀ, ਪੁ੍ੱਤ ਗਹਾਰੇ ਵੰਡੇ। ਉੱਜੜੇ ਬਾਗਾਂ ਦੇ ਗਾਲੜ ਪਟਵਾਰੀ। ਆਪਣਾ ਨੀਂਗਰ ਪਰਾਇਆ ਢੀਂਗਰ। ਛਿੱਤਰ ਨਾਲ ਘੁੱਗੀ ਕੁੱਟਣੀ। ਸਰਫਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਸੁੱਤੀ, ਆਟਾ ਖਾ ਗੀ …

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Current Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track; the train is now at a distance of 1m. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track! _______________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth was travelling in a helicopter via switzerland and his wallet fell down in Switzerland. That place is now known as the SWISS …

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New Rajnikanth Jokes

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Some latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth was driving a car and one of the tyres got punctured. He threw the tube away and drove on merrily. Since then, companies started manufacturing tube-less tyres. ________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth encountered a Tiger in a metro. The tiger I said: “I will eat you out.” Rajnikanth said: “Please talk to me when we …

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More Rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth never did a car-brake-fail scene in a movie…. Why? Because he is smart enough to use the hand brakes. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once said “No-No” to a car because it was too small for his big stature. It became famous as Nano. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ Whenever Rajnikanth logs onto Twitter, the birds start carrying the whale. Nobody …

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Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes

Whenever Rajnikanth paid a visit on the sets of Mr. India, Mogambo said “Kush hua”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can cool a cooler. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth watched colorful “Mughal-e-Azam” on a Black & White TV. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth named the writing instrument made of graphite as “lead pencil”. ____________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can see the cars moving ahead of him through …

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Latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Don ke pichhe toh 11 mulko ki Police padi hai, lekin RAJINIKANTH 111 mulko ke Police ke pichhe pada hai!!! __________________________________________________________________________________________ Reporter to Rajnikanth: “How many jokes were made on you till now?” Rajni: “Only 2 or 3.” Reporter: “Only 2 or 3?” Rajni: “Rest all are facts.” __________________________________________________________________________________________ Ghosts sit around the campfire and …

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Best Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth dived from the 5th floor of  a building. He landed on the 10th. ____________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth cracked a joke. “Rajnikanth Jokes” emerged out. ____________________________________________________________________________ “Sabse Tez” channel of the world goes only up to “Rajni-Tak”. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not use Facebook. Facebook can’t face Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________________________________ The floppy disk flopped when Rajnikanth got …

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Some recent Rajnikanth Jokes

Only Rajnikanth knows “Kaun Banega Crorepati“. ________________________________________________________________________________________ If Rajnikanth’s computer hangs, it’s time for a new Windows release or to further Open Source. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can make two straight lines intersect. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with open eyes. ________________________________________________________________________________________ One of Rajnikanth’s hobby is “Swimming on a Tsunami wave”. ________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth had surgery, the …

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Some new Rajnikanth Jokes

Twitter follows Rajni. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajni never tweets. He roars. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can send an SMS from a landline phone. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Computer virus is looking for an anti-Rajnikanth software. ________________________________________________________________________________________ What you will call Rajnikanth’s aunt? Rajni-ki-aunt. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once God was surprised at something. He exclaimed: OMR. Oh-my-Rajnikanth.

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New Rajnikanth Jokes

The apple which fell on Newton was thrown by Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth went to the immigration office, the officers showed their passport. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth saw the movie “Break Ke Baad” before the break. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured on the Richter’s scale. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can whistle and smile at the same time. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth …

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Current Rajnikanth Jokes

You know why eclipse occurs??? Because Rajnikant sometimes changes his goggles. __________________________________________________________________ Aryabhatta tried to find “No of Weaknesses” in Rajnikanth!!! That’s how he discovered ZERO!!! __________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can detect a puncture in a train. __________________________________________________________________ Only Rajnikant can POKE himself in FACEBOOK. __________________________________________________________________ You can spell Impossible as I M Possible, But you cannot …

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Latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Facebook’s founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalised with serious injury. Reason??? Rajnikant poked him on Facebook!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ By next year will Have a pendrive of 1RB . Stunned??? 1Rajni Bytes (unlimited storage)!!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ NASA has now got no airship or rockets because… all the rockets were purchased by rajni for next deepawali!!! __________________________________________________________________________________ The only reason Shah …

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