Month: June 2011

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Sanskrit Counting 1 to 100

With the popular demand of our readers, we have ventured to provide Sanskrit counting from 1 to 100 in Hindi, English, and numerals. It’s quite easy if you understand Hindi–learning the Sanskrit numbers and counting becomes a piece of cake. It should also be noticed that there are lots of Sanskrit counting numbers that we …

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A few new Rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole. So, it remained a day for 6 months and a night for 6 months. ___________________________________________________________________________ Don’t worry; be happy. Rajnikanth hai na… ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth rounded off the earth so that …

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Seemingly latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth designed a supercomputer when he was studying interior designing. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can take notes without a notebook. ________________________________________________________________________ All the shots that Michael Jordan missed were blocked …

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Newly created and fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled faith in him. Rest is history. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can stick his name to the non-sticky utensils. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not need to add Pidilite to “choona”. He gets the desired …

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Randomly new Rajnikanth Jokes

People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space …

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Newly created Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and …

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New Rajnikanth Jokes from the web

There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________ …

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Freshly picked Rajnikanth jokes

One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who …

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Some fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking …

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You can take it with you

A new system lets you transfer open applications between a computer and a cellphone simply by pointing the phone’s camera at the computer’s screen. Have you ever found yourself looking up directions on your computer just before running out the door, only to end up retyping the same addresses and mapping the same route on …

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Totally new Rajnikanth Jokes

One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth …

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Some new Rajnikanth Jokes

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them …

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New Rajnikanth Jokes

A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got angry when he allowed Hollywood people to make Jurassic Park-4 in his garden. She said: “They have not yet returned your bath tub in which they made Titanic.” ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once …

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Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth can confuse super computer by speaking binary language. __________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard inside it, saying… . . . . . . Maalik Se Sawdhan. (Beware of the master) __________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth bought a road-roller. People grew curious as to what he is up to. When they peeped into his house, he …

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Original Rajnikanth Jokes

In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five? Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote:  F(|V)E ________________________________________________________________________ Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. ________________________________________________________________________ In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while …

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Fresh Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him. Otherwise… …. . . . . . He’ll delete the Internet. ________________________________________________________________ All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did. Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating? Rajnikant: DOSA _____________________________________________________________ Once Rajni and Time had a race. Result: Time is still running. _____________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth never …

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