June 2011

Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole. So, it remained a day for 6 months and a night for 6 months. ___________________________________________________________________________ Don’t worry; be happy. Rajnikanth hai na… ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth rounded off the earth so that

Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth designed a supercomputer when he was studying interior designing. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can take notes without a notebook. ________________________________________________________________________ All the shots that Michael Jordan missed were blocked

Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled faith in him. Rest is history. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can stick his name to the non-sticky utensils. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not need to add Pidilite to “choona”. He gets the desired

People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space

Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and

There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________

One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking

One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them

A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got angry when he allowed Hollywood people to make Jurassic Park-4 in his garden. She said: “They have not yet returned your bath tub in which they made Titanic.” ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once

Rajnikanth can confuse super computer by speaking binary language. __________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard inside it, saying… . . . . . . Maalik Se Sawdhan. (Beware of the master) __________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth bought a road-roller. People grew curious as to what he is up to. When they peeped into his house, he

In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five? Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote:  F(|V)E ________________________________________________________________________ Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral. ________________________________________________________________________ In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while

Rajnikanth warned everyone to stop making jokes on him. Otherwise… …. . . . . . He’ll delete the Internet. ________________________________________________________________ All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did. Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating? Rajnikant: DOSA _____________________________________________________________ Once Rajni and Time had a race. Result: Time is still running. _____________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth never