1. When Rajnikanth uses cloud computing, it rains. 2. Once an engineer saw Rajnikanth thinking in a comic-strip. A cloud was hovering on Rajnikanth’s head as he was thinking about a revolutionary technology in computers. Inspired from that comic, the technology was named “cloud”. 3. Cloud computing helps lower costs. Rajnikanth helps in eradicating costs. […]

1. Rajnikanth has bought two Nano cars. Why? He wants to skate. 2. All the car manufacturers were vying with each other to know about the toy cars that Rajnikanth played with in his childhood. Luckily, Nano car got the blueprints. 3. What’s the difference between Nano car and Rajnikanth’s car? Nobody can buy Rajnikanth’s

1. When Rajnikanth sings, the guitar starts playing chords itself. 2. The way Rajnikanth walks, the drums make rhythm cycles from it. 3. Rajnikanth thinks and talks music. 4. Once Rajnikanth went for a long muse. The observer asked its colleague: “What is the state like?” He replied: “Muse-ic”. From there, the word music emerged.

1. When Rajnikanth weighs himself for a regular health check-up, the machine gives the measure as secretly wished by Rajnikanth. The machine obeys his wishes. 2. Rajnikanth’s cellphone does not have a SIM from any company. He can make calls just by ordering the device to do it. 3. Once Rajnikanth forgot to take the

1. If you have Rajnikanth jokes in your system, no virus can attack it. 2. Why viruses found it hard to get a virus in Linux? When the viruses opened the code source of Linux, they found Rajni’s stamp there. 3. If you have your login password as “Rajni’s Computer”, your system becomes super-secure. It

1. Rajnikanth writes the program in byte code. 2. Rajnikanth’s every method has a public static void main(String all) method. 3. Rajnikanth never gets an excepting error. You know why! 4. Once a company came to Rajnikanth to ask for a new name for them. Rajnikanth said: “Listen, son.” They mistook it to be “SUN”.

1. Did you notice that when you surf about “Rajnikanth”, your browser runs faster and the CPU of your systems throws lesser heat? This is no Rajnikanth joke but a fact! 2. When Rajnikanth jokes reads jokes on the internet, 10 new jokes are created automatically whenever he presses any key. This joke was one

1. Rajnikanth can win staring contest against two people at the same time. 2. When Rajnikanth plays guitar, he produces bangs instead of chords. 3. Rajnikanth’s shoe size is 1. Why? Because no. 1 is not given to anybody else. 4. You can often find Rajnikanth watching music. 5. Rajnikanth does not actually plays the

1. There is a new threat for Social Network Industry which would vanish all the existing players in the market. . . . . . . It is “Rajani +”. Mind IT. (Contributed by Waseem Naik) 2. Rajnikanth once liked something on Facebook. That day, Facebook’s servers broke down. 3. Rajnikanth dials a mobile number

1. If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”. It simply replies: “Run while you still have the chance.” 2. Once Rajnikanth was gurgling to clear his throat. The sound was so nice that children wanted to do “googling”. From there, the titan of search engines “Google” emerged. 3.

1. An infinite loop in a Rajnikanth’s program takes 1,2 second to finish. 2. Rajnikanth’s keyboard does not have any F1 key. Why? He never needs any help. 3. Manufacturing companies have stopped inserting “ESC” key in the keyboards because they believe that there is no escape from Rajnikanth, how hard one may try. 4.

1. Rajnikanth once bit an apple and threw it away. In appreciation, this was picked as the logo for the company Apple, Inc. 2. Rajnikanth’s iPhone turns into a DSLR whenever he wants it to be. He does not use any app for this. 3. The iPhone versions made available in the market are the

1. Rajnikanth holds the world record of wrestling in all the weight categories at the same time. 2. Rajnikanth can get a homerun in bowling. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing hockey. The opposition players’ sweat ice in fear. That day, organizers started having ice-hockey. 4. Rajnikanth plays his own style of Karate…Rajni-Will-Kill. 5.Fencing was done

1. Once rajni kant was writing something very seriously. Somebody asked him: “What are you writing?” Rajnikanth told: “Main kismat ka kismat likh raha hoon.” (Submitted by Tanishq Kashyap) 2. Once Rajnikanth wanted to do rain dance. That day, rain decided to fall without any water because it did not want to wet him. 3.

1. Who says Rajnikanth needs and iPhone. He can call anyone from his iPod. 2. Once somebody stole Rajnikanth’s touch cellphone. However, it could not be used because nobody dares to touch Rajnikanth’s stuff. 3. Rajnikanth does not need to dial a number. He just thinks about it and the cellphone dials it automatically. 4.