Month: May 2012

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. ______________________________________________ 3. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. _______________________________________ 2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of …

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One word substitution–28

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. An instrument for …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ___________________________ 5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of …

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One word substitution–27

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. The study of …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you …

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One word substitution–26

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. One who governs …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the …

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One word substitution–25

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. One who searches …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. _____________________________________ 4. The last …

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One word substitution–24

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. An acrobat who …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. ___________________________

One word substitution–23

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. One employed to …

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One word substitution–22

Continuing our tryst with our exploration of ‘one word substitution‘ list, we present more words as they keep coming. These words are intended to give the exact meaning of a sentence by a single word. These types of lists come pretty handy if you want to improve your vocabulary in English language. One who deals …

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Target: Drug-resistant bacteria

–Engineers design nanoparticles that deliver high doses of antibiotics directly to bacteria. Over the past several decades, scientists have faced challenges in developing new antibiotics even as bacteria have become increasingly resistant to existing drugs. One strategy that might combat such resistance would be to overwhelm bacterial defenses by using highly targeted nanoparticles to deliver …

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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________ 5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. _____________________________