Short Jokes–1

1. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

3. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

4. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.

5. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

6. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

7. What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don’t you have a cat?

8. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

9. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

10. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.

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