1. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
3. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
4. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
5. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
6. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
7. What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don’t you have a cat?
8. What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
9. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
10. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.