Month: August 2011

Poem on importance of time in english

Hindi jokes in Hindi

1. एक मित्र अपने दूसरे मित्र से: “आज किसी ने मेरी जेब काट ली।” दूसरा मित्र: “अच्छा! क्या तुमने थाने में इस घटना को दर्ज करवाया?” पहला मित्र: “हाँ, लेकिन मैने एक गलत कर दी।” दूसरा मित्र: “वो क्या?” पहला मित्र: “जेब कटने के तुरन्त बाद दर्जी से मैने अपनी जेब सिलवा ली।” 2. गुड्डू …

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New Hindi jokes in Hindi

1. पति अपने पत्नी से: “तुम बहुत मधुर गीत गाती हो।” पत्नी: “काश। मैं भी यही बात तुम्हारे लिए बोल सकती।” पति: “इसमें क्या कठिनाई है? तुम भी मेरी तरह झूठ बोल दो।” 2. चिकित्सक: “क्या मैने जो कसरत बताई थी उससे कुछ लाभ हुआ?” मोती: “हाँ। आपको स्मरण होगा कि मेरे पेट पर मैने …

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Rajnikanth jokes on their effects

1. When you read a Rajnikanth jokes, you increase your life-span by 1 day. ___________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth jokes work like an antibiotic. Overdose does not have any side-effects. ___________________________________ 3. Once a boy suffered from madness. His friends gifted him a book of Rajnikanth jokes. Result? He became a scientist. ___________________________________ 4. If Rajnikanth jokes …

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Hindu baby boy names from L

Below are the Hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet L. Lakshak Labdha Lalan Lekhank Lakshav Labhya Lalitya Lekhit Lakshansh Lay Lavanya Lesh lakshik Lahri Lasya Lokesh Lakshit Laher Lahir Lochan Lakshir Larhesh Limesh Lonik Lakshman Lalit Lijesh Lopen Lakshmish Lav Liten Lopesh Lakshya Lavlin Lukesh Lopanshu Lagan Lavesh Lupit Lomesh Latik Latesh Lekh Lohit …

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Rajnikanth jokes on Golf

1. When Rajnikanth plays golf, he uses a hockey stick. Result? He scores 2 holes with every hit. 2. Earlier, golf players used balls of the size of a football. Repeated hits by Rajnikanth rendered them tiny and small. 3. Once Rajnikanth was playing Hockey. He was scoring continuously. The umpire was repeating “goal” “goal” …

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Putting the pieces together

MIT researchers reconstruct Baja California’s 2010 ‘Easter Earthquake.’ On April 4, 2010, the ground beneath the deserts of Baja California started to rumble, then rip apart, sending tremors throughout a region 40 miles south of the U.S.-Mexico border. In the months that followed, the 7.2-magnitude quake — the second-strongest ever recorded in Baja California — …

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Business Ideas around tires

Business ideas about tires

Well, I was intrigued by this picture. The photo was taken from inside a car. If I had seen it in real, on the road, I would have called it simply majestic. Just check the size it got! No? Well, auto industry has seen a lot of development. The means of transportation have increased and …

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Rajnikanth jokes on Twitter

1. Rajnikanth does not need Twitter. He is already following you. Beware! 2. Rajnikanth signed up on Twitter. It got overloaded. The world needed a new social media tool and thus “Google+” was born. 3. Rajnikanth roars while the world tweets. 4. Why Twitter allows only 140 characters. That’s the maximum length that Rajnikanth can …

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Rajnikanth jokes on cloud computing

1. When Rajnikanth uses cloud computing, it rains. 2. Once an engineer saw Rajnikanth thinking in a comic-strip. A cloud was hovering on Rajnikanth’s head as he was thinking about a revolutionary technology in computers. Inspired from that comic, the technology was named “cloud”. 3. Cloud computing helps lower costs. Rajnikanth helps in eradicating costs. …

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