1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit.
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2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them.
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3. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced.
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4. Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is cooking.
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5. Intel’s new tag line…. RAJNIKANT INSIDE!
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