1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife is. 2. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will […]
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1 . A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! Sagaai hui… Shadi Hui… Biwi ghar main aayi… ghar SWARG ban gaya… aur main…SWARGWASI… 2. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
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1. Husband says: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!” 2. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you
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1. एक कर्मचारी अपने वरिष्ठ अधिकारी के पास ये सोच कर पहुँचा कि आज वो अपना मेहनतनामा बढ़ा के ही छोड़ेगा। कर्मचारी: “श्रीमान, अब मेरा विवाह हो गया है..” “चलो अच्छा हुआ”, अधिकारी ने बीच में बात काटते हुए कहा। “अब तुम्हारी 5 बजे से पहले घर भाग जाने वाली बीमारी भी चली जाएगी।” ____________________________________________________
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Below is the list of Hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet H in English. Hatesh Harvish Hardil Himay Hirish Hemaksha Hani Harvin Harshar Himal Hirok Hemayu Harkant Harvil Haril Himalaya Hivarsh Hemal Harkesh Harsh Harli Himang Humash Hetang Haranya Harshak Hars Himanshu Hriday Hemank Harprit Harshad Hasya Himit Hrishit Hemang Hari Harshan Harlik Himil
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Right from the year 1999 when I started using computers, I have used Windows as the only operating system though I started learning typing in DOS also. When I joined my college for bachelors in Mechanical Engg., we did have a subject related to primary computer skills involving hardware recognition and some elementary topics about
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1. There is nothing in this world which Rajni-(Kant)h do. 2. Rajnikanth can’t get a tattoo. The ink melts down due to fear. 3. Rajnikanth once kicked someone to the side. From then on, a moniker side-kick came into existence for hero’s aide. 4. Once Rajnikanth had an aeroplane. The airport landed on it safely.
1. एक नवजात शिशु की माता से मिलने उसके नाते वाले लोग गए। जब उन्होने बच्चे को देखने की इच्छा व्यक्त की तो माता बोली: “जब बच्चा रोएगा तो दिखा दूँगी।” जब अधिक समय बीतने पर भी बच्चा नहीं रोया तो लोगों ने बच्चा दिखाने के लिए शीघ्रता दिखाई। “मैं भूल गईं हूँ कि मैंने
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Here is the list of Hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet G. Gaganik Gantavya Girvaj Gopal Griva Gagal Gambhir Gunak Goras Grishna Gaganik Gan Gunan Gosal Grishma Gaganish Gayan Gunal Goverdhn Gruhan Gajesh Gargeya Gunin Gautam Grover Gajendra Garj Gunish Gaumish Ghatak Ganan Garth Gunen Gaural Ghatan Ganesh Gayendra Guman Gaurav Ghanal Gatik Garya
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1. दो मित्र आपस में लड़ने के लिए तैयार हो रहे थे। तीसरे ने पूछा: “क्या हुआ, भई?” पहला मित्र दूसरे मित्र की ओर सङ्केत करते हुए: “इसने अपनी परीक्षा में सभी उत्तरों को रिक्त छोड़ दिया।” तीसरा मित्र: “तो इसमें लड़ने वाली क्या बात है?” पहला मित्र: “मैने भी यही किया है। अब अध्यापिका
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1. When taking the CAT, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will top the exam. 2. How to test you are not Rajnikanth? If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth. 3. Rajnikanth never plays lotteries because he wants others to be lucky and rejoice. If Rajnikanth had played, he would have won every
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Zodiac signs in Punjabi are as Rashiyan (ਰਾਸ਼ੀਆਂ)। In this post, we provide all 12 rashi names in Punjabi from English and Hindi. If you have any query or suggestion, please write to us through the comment section. Zodiac signs in Punjabi from English and Hindi Zodiac Signs in English Zodiac Signs in Hindi Zodiac
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1. अपने क्षेत्र में भयङ्कर आँधी आने की आशङ्का से टोनी ने अपने बच्चों को अपने भाई के घर भेज दिया। दो दिन उपरान्त उसके भाई का टैलीग्राम आया: “बहन, अपने बच्चों को तुम बुला लो और उनके स्थान पर आँधी को ही भेज दो।” 2. विवाहिता टोनी ने कहा: “जीवन में विवाह एक ही
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1. Apple pays Rajnikanth 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 2. If you have 50 rupee and Rajnikanth has 50, Rajnikanth has more money than you. 3. Rajnikanth has 12 moons. One of them is called earth. 4. Thousands of years ago, Rajnikanth encountered a bear. The bear went white with fear
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Here is a list of Gujarati numerals from 1 to 100 with English and numerical values. Please free to ask if you have any question or also provide any suggestion. English Numerals Gujarati One 1 એક Two 2 કે Three 3 ત્રણ Four 4 ચાર Five 5 પાંચ Six 6 છ Seven 7 સાત
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Here is a list of Hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet “F”. The list is rather short. Fanindra Falit Falesh Falgun Fag Fagun Fani Falin
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1. Rajnikanth once Googled something and found some unwanted advertisement. Disgusted he grunted: “Add some sense to it!” From that day, Google came out with their money-making product called “Adsense”. 2. Google once questioned the authority of Rajnikanth and declared that they are equal to him. Rajnikanth smilingly declared that he is still “+1” than
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1. एक साधु रोटी मांगने एक घर के सामने रुका। सास मंदिर गई हुई थी। बहू ने साधु से कहा, “महाराज, क्षमा करो।” साधु निराश लौट रहा था कि रास्ते में सास ने पूछा–“क्यों बाबा, घर गये थे?” साधु ने सारी बात बताई। सास बोली–“होती कौन है वह मना करने वाली। चलो मेरे साथ, अभी
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1. Rajnikanth once wrapped the towel with himself. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth +1-ed the Google project before they launched it. _________________________________ 3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can hold his breathe for nine years. _________________________________ 5. When Rajnikanth goes
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1. चिकित्सक: “इस दवा को हफ्ते में पूरा करो और बाद में आ कर मिलो।” रोगी: “जी, ठीक है।” … (एक सप्ताह उपरान्त) चिकित्सक: “सारी दवा पी ली तुमने?” रोगी: “जी नहीं। उस पर तो लिखा था, बोतल को सदैव बन्द रखें।” 2. हिन्दी की कक्षा में राजू की शिक्षिका उससे प्रश्न पूछती है।
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