1. चिकित्सक: “इस दवा को हफ्ते में पूरा करो और बाद में आ कर मिलो।” रोगी: “जी, ठीक है।” … (एक सप्ताह उपरान्त) चिकित्सक: “सारी दवा पी ली तुमने?” रोगी: “जी नहीं। उस पर तो लिखा था, बोतल को सदैव बन्द रखें।” 2. हिन्दी की कक्षा में राजू की शिक्षिका उससे प्रश्न पूछती है। […]
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1. पिता: बेटी, तुम तो कभी पाठशाला जाने से कतराती नहीं थी। आज क्या बात हो गई। बेटी पिता जी, कल पाठशाला में हमारा भार तोला गया था। मुझे डर है कि कहीं आज वो हमें बेच न दें। 2. एक भारी महिला ने एक चोर पकड़ लिया और उस पर बैठ गई। उसने अपने
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He once owned a house and had his small flour mill. He lost his money in “house-societies” just like more settled and effluent businessmen do in the share market. Arvind Kumar Jain says that he never dreamt that he would be selling khasta kachaudi from place to place in his ripe age. He has seen
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1. Rajnikanth always bowls a Yes-ball. Nobody can say “No” to Rajnikanth. 2. Once Rajnikanth was batting. There was an appeal from the bowler. However, the umpire signaled a sixer. Why? The ball hit Rajnikanth’s stumps and went for six runs. 3. As a bowler, Rajnikanth made a lot of batsman retired hurt. Either the
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Here is a list of Hindu baby boy names starting from Alphabet D in English. Dankit Daljit Divyesh Devayu Dankesh Darshim Dishit Devarchan Darsi Dwiya Dishir Devank Dikesh Dasharath Dishank Devansh Digesh Dashal Dishant Devanshu Dinil Dashank Dikshit Devin Dip Dashang Dikshin Deven Dipen Dashansh Deep Devesh Dipesh Danesh Dipak Devendra Durat Daman Dipen Devyan
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एक मोटी महिला ने चोर को पकड़ लिया और उस पर बैठ गई। उसने अपने नौकर से कहा: “पुलिस को बुला लाओ।” मगर नौकर बोला “मुझे अपनी चप्पल नहीं मिल रही।” चोर तड़पा: “अरे, मेरी डाल जा पर जल्दी जा।” __________________________________________________________________________________________ एक महिला लाल बत्ती पार करती हुई पकड़ी गई। यातायात पुलिस कर्मी: “रुको। तुमने
1. Rajnikanth can crush facts with his bare opinions. 2. Rajnikanth has only one speed gear. Go. 3. Rajnikanth can watch TV on a chalk board. 4. Rajnikanth writes poetry in php. For him, code IS poetry. 5. Rajnikanth does not use shift button to write ALL CAPS. He never shifts his position.
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Below, we are providing a list of Hindu baby boy names in English starting from alphabet C. It can be seen that in Hindi some of them would start from “च” while some of them would start from “छ”. Chakit Charun Chetal Chakor Charvang Chetas Chakradhar Charvak Chaitak Chaksha Charvik Chaitanya Chakshu Charvil Chaital Chatur
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1. Rajnikanth can draw a square with 4 circles. 2. Rajnikanth can speak Chinese in Tamil language. 3. Rajnikanth can sing at the speed of light. 4. A sun was named Rajnikanth rises in the South but never sets. 5. What color is Rajnikanth’s blood? Joke! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds.
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1. Rajnikanth can eat water and drink food. 2. The earth does not rotate on its own. It is due to the morning stroll of Rajnikanth. 3. Rajnikanth can make mummies talk. 4. Rajnikanth wears goggles to save the sun from his eyes. 5. Rajnikanth is the reason the Devil is underground.
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Here is a list of hindu baby boy names starting from alphabet B in English. Kindly note that some names would sound as spelled wrong as the sound of “V” should be there. However, in many regional languages like Bengali and Oriya in particular, V sounds as B. Bakul Balkrishna Bijon Bhamar Bhashit Bakshik Balark
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1. The only thing written on Rajnikanth’s passport is “It’s me”. 2. Lots of people wear Superman Pyjama. But the Superman wears Rajnikanth Pyjama. 3. On his birthday, Rajnikanth blows out his candles by blinking. 4. The meteorological department classifies Rajnikanth as a natural disaster. 5. Rajnikanth can use a film-camera to take digital shots.
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1. Whenever Rajnikanth looks in a mirror, it breaks. Because not even glass is dumb enough to stand between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. ____________________________________________________ 2. Before science was invented, it was believed that autumn occurred when Rajnikanth thundered and every tree shed its leaves in terror. ____________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can set a paper on fire using
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A list of Hindu baby names for boys starting for alphabet A. Akil Adhvar Alin Ambar Alekh Arkit Anak Amiy Ambarish Alok Arkish Anath Amul Anshu Avkar Akik Anath Ameya Anshun Avart Akul Anam Amol Ashum Aveg Arkesh Ananya Amrut Anshuman Avrut Aksh Anal Amrutansh Anshul Ashak Ashak Anasta Amrutanshu Akarsh Ashay Akshaj Anang Amrutendu
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1. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Rajnikanth is called Logic. 2. Once the cop pulled over Rajnikanth…. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning. 3. Rajnikanth uses paper to cut scissors. 4. Rajnikanth can win a staring contest with his eyes closed. 5. Your life
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We provide some Hindu baby names for boys starting from I. The spellings are given in English with whatever variation possible. Igit Inderpreet Ishank Ikshen Indesh Ishant Ikshit Indivar Ishar Ikshu Indra, Inder Ishayu Ikshuk Indraketu Ishit Ikshul Indresh Ishu Ikshur Ingit Ishu Ikshur Inmesh Ishvar Ikshvaku Ipsu Iten Ilesh Iresh Itish Indarjit Ish Itiv
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1. Rajnikanth does not think twice. He does not even think once. He simply does. 2. Rajnikanth was about to send an email. Then he decided he could run faster and deliver the message. 3. Once Rajnikanth fell from a cliff. He landed on the top. 4. Apple launches a new version/upgrade whenever Rajnikanth gets
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Wires get electric when they touch Rajnikanth. _______________________________________________________________________________ When God sneezes, people say “Rajnikanth bless you”. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can speak in all-CAPS. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth threw his first paper aeroplane aged 4… It landed yesterday. _______________________________________________________________________________ People can glow in dark. Rajnikanth can glow in light. _______________________________________________________________________________
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