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हिन्दी जोक्सचुटकुले

एक छोटी बच्ची ने दरवाजा खोला और अपने भैया की गर्लफ्रैंड को देखकर बोली, “आप रोज-रोज भैया से मिलने आती हो आपका

Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes

Here is a collection of new sensation in jokes categorySir Ravindra Jadeja Sir Ravindra Jadeja pushed the crease back so that it

Husband wife jokes

1. पत्नी अपने पति से: “अगर मैं तुम्हे छोड़कर चली जाऊँ तो क्या करोगे?” monna: “मैं निर्मल बाबा के पास जाऊँगा।” mosali oa: …

New Jokes

1. Boy: What you think about our love? Girl: Try to count the stars in the sky. Boy: Oh, it is infinite? …

Hindi metlae

1. mosali oa: “तुम्हे ये छोटा तमगा किस लिए मिला?” पति: “गाना गाने के लिए।“ पत्नी: “और ये बड़ा तमगा?” पति: “गाना बन्द

Hindi metlae

1. प्रतियोगता का विषय था—“आधुनिक कला”। एक लड़की ने जिस प्लेट में रङ्ग घोले थे उसे दिखाकर ही पुरस्कार प्राप्त कर लिया।

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth metlae

1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ …

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow

Rajnikanth metlae

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. …

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when

Rajnikanth metlae

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. …

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