1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
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2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it.
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3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird.
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4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
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5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
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