Cloud computing is the buzzword of today’s technical word. But companies are mooting the cost aspects of its implementation. Without doubt, the implementation of cloud system brings down costs and saves a lot of time, but building the infrastructure for the same might be the cause of concern for some of them. Ubuntu, a champion […]
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Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, he never cried. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square. ____________________________________________________________________________ Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%. ____________________________________________________________________________ In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one
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Rajnikanth peeped into a mirror. That was the day when the mirror came to know how he looks. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth got angry with the month February. Result? It has one lesser day even when the year of leaping comes. __________________________________________________________________________________ Domain names now come with extension names of states. The most popular among them
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Punjabi Couting from 1 to 100 Going with the demand of our readers, we have provided the counting in Punjabi and English from 1-100. We hope the readers would find it useful. It’s quite clear that many of the names of Punjabi numbers are quite similar to the one used in Hindi too. So, if
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Hindi numbers 1 to 100 are easy to learn if you know the Hindi language. Learning the numbers in any language help a lot in conversation and also enhances the ability to learn the language better. So, if you are looking to learn Hindi, learning Hindi numbers from 1 to 100 is a good way
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With the popular demand of our readers, we have ventured to provide Sanskrit counting from 1 to 100 in Hindi, English, and numerals. It’s quite easy if you understand Hindi–learning the Sanskrit numbers and counting becomes a piece of cake. It should also be noticed that there are lots of Sanskrit counting numbers that we
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Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole. So, it remained a day for 6 months and a night for 6 months. ___________________________________________________________________________ Don’t worry; be happy. Rajnikanth hai na… ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth rounded off the earth so that
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world – that is the myth of the atomic age – as in being able to remake ourselves. –Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Even if you deny it, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi remains one of the finest examples of entrepreneurship in India. Simply
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Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth designed a supercomputer when he was studying interior designing. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can take notes without a notebook. ________________________________________________________________________ All the shots that Michael Jordan missed were blocked
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Kung Fu Panda 2 is a story of a Panda Po who mesmerizes audiences with a world of chivalry, honor and gravity-defying kicks. In Valley of Peace, Po, the Dragon warrior, attempts to save Kung Fu from extinguishing. Raised by Goose, one day he realizes that he is adopted and therefore suffers from identity loss.
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Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled faith in him. Rest is history. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can stick his name to the non-sticky utensils. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not need to add Pidilite to “choona”. He gets the desired
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People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space
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Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and
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There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________
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One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who
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Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking
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A new system lets you transfer open applications between a computer and a cellphone simply by pointing the phone’s camera at the computer’s screen. Have you ever found yourself looking up directions on your computer just before running out the door, only to end up retyping the same addresses and mapping the same route on
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One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth
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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them
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A student was delighted when he got a call for admission from Rajnikanth Medical College of Education for Arts and Commerce. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth’s wife got angry when he allowed Hollywood people to make Jurassic Park-4 in his garden. She said: “They have not yet returned your bath tub in which they made Titanic.” ________________________________________________________________________________________ Once
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