Vivek Kumar

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Rajnikanth’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth clears the wax in his ears with a revolver. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth is the only man ever to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. ____________________________________________________________________________ The fences at the […]

Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, he never cried. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square. ____________________________________________________________________________ Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%. ____________________________________________________________________________ In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one

Rajnikanth peeped into a mirror. That was the day when the mirror came to know how he looks. __________________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth got angry with the month February. Result? It has one lesser day even when the year of leaping comes. __________________________________________________________________________________ Domain names now come with extension names of states. The most popular among them

Rajnikanth can jump out of swimming pool without a drop of water on his body. ___________________________________________________________________________ Earlier, Rajnikanth used to live on the North Pole. So, it remained a day for 6 months and a night for 6 months. ___________________________________________________________________________ Don’t worry; be happy. Rajnikanth hai na… ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth rounded off the earth so that

Rajnikanth’s car has more efficiency than Carnot’s engine. ________________________________________________________________________ Santa-Banta have decided to commit suicide. They can’t bear that people now neglect them because of Rajnikanth. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth designed a supercomputer when he was studying interior designing. ________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can take notes without a notebook. ________________________________________________________________________ All the shots that Michael Jordan missed were blocked

Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes. ______________________________________________________________________ Godzilla was so tiny and always believed that “size does not matter”, until Rajnikanth instilled faith in him. Rest is history. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can stick his name to the non-sticky utensils. ______________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth does not need to add Pidilite to “choona”. He gets the desired

People who understand Rajnikanth jokes have the 6th sense. _____________________________________________________________________________ All great left-handed performers are called a “Southpaw”. Why? They have Rajnikanth as their power-source who sits in South India. _____________________________________________________________________________ Every time a Rajnikanth Joke is created, it brings a message that God Rajni still has hope with this world. _____________________________________________________________________________ All the space

Once Rajnikanth patted on Reebok’s back. Enthused, Reebok declared: “Impossible is nothing”. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Nobody can open the famous cave by saying “Khul ja sim-sim”. Its operations are closed by Rajnikanth, forever. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Once snakes saw Rajnikanth approaching. They used the ladders and fled. From then, a new game emerged in the form of “snakes and

There is no gravity. Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head. _________________________________________________________________________ Paul, the octopus, died. Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him. _________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table. Because he like only the element of surprise. _________________________________________________________________________

One day Rajnikanth got so angry with dancing that he smashed it. The result…. …. Break Dance. ____________________________________________________________________________ Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass. ____________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth knows who

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth doesn’t need a debugger. He just stares at the code till the bug confesses for itself. ___________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth once went to a dentist. His problem: Titanic got stuck in his teeth when he was drinking

One day, Rajnikanth made a phone call from a cell phone but it was really dumb. From that, companies started making smartphones. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth drank Horlicks. From that day, Horlicks became taller, stronger and sharper. _______________________________________________________________________________ Once Rajnikanth skipped a whole day at School. In appreciation, that day was named as Sunday. _______________________________________________________________________________ Rajnikanth

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them