November 2011

Hindi jokes in Hindi

1. विवेक सोमेश से: “आप किसी भी बड़े उपन्यासकार को मात दे सकते हैं।” सोमेश: “वो कैसे?” विवेक: “उपन्यास लिखने के लिए कल्पना होनी चाहिए जो कि आप में अधिक मात्रा में है।” सोमेश: “आपको कैसे पता?” विवेक: “आपका आयकर–पत्र (इन्कमटैक्स रिटर्न) पढ़ने का अवसर मिलता रहता है।” ____________________________________________________________ 2. विवेक नाई के पास संतरी […]

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Hindu Baby Boy Names from P

Below is the list of Hindu baby boy names in English starting from alphabet “P”. Paksham Parivart Parashar Pulomo Pairav Pratik Pravad Pakshal Parivesh Parangat Pushkar Pomal Pratiksh Pravan Pakshil Parishkar Parit Pushpak Poras Pratich Praval Pakshmil Parishkrut Paritosh Pushpaj Pol Pratit Pravah Pakshen Parihar Parin Pushpit Porvin Pratir Pravik Pakshel Parind Paril Pushpin Poshin

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New Rajnikanth Jokes

1. To watch Rajnikant movies in 4D on mobile, Steve jobs was thinking to lunch a new mobile name is “I-RAJINI”. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors. How! Just include the header file, “rajnikanth.h” _____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikant was born on 30 February. Since then, February decided not to give

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Anna Hazare Jokes

1. Anna Hazare’s fasts make governments slow. _____________________________________________________________ 2. Nobody can beat Anna Hazare in speed. Why? He is holding a FAST. _____________________________________________________________ 3. Companies selling batteries are toying with an idea of changing their product names around Anna. They feel the batteries will run longer. _____________________________________________________________ 4. What is common between Anna Hazare and

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Hindi jokes in Hindi

1. एक दिन रामू  अपने चार साल के लड़के को चिकित्सक के पास ले गया। रामू:  “चिकित्सक, देखिए ना, मेरे लड़के ने मेरे फ्लैट की चाबी निगल ली है।” चिकित्सक: “कब निगली लड़के ने चाबी?” रामू: “दस दिन हो गए।” चिकित्सक:  “क्या? दस दिन? और् इतने दिन के बाद तुम उसे मेरे पास ला रहे

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Hindu Baby Boy Names from N

Below is the list of Hindu baby boy names in English starting from alphabet “N”. Nakum Nandan Nipesh Nirhit Nupur Nakul Nandit Nipol Nirankar Nrutak Nagin Nandil Nibodh Nilang Nrutyang Nagendra Nandish Nimal Nilek Nrudev Nagesh Narkesh Nimitt Nilesh Nrup Nachiket Nagesh Nirmit Nilon Nrupati Nachint Nagendra Nimish Nilp Nrupal Natraj Naj Nimesh Nivrut Nrupang

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Hindi jokes in Hindi

1. एक महिला दन्तचिकित्सक के पास गई और बोलीः “दाढ़ निकलवानी है, और अगर सुन्न किए बिना ये कार्य करेंगे तो शुल्क थोड़ा कम होगा ना ?” दन्तचिकित्सक: “जी हां, शुल्का आधा होगा।” महिला दरवाजे पर खडे एक मरियल से मिमियाते डरते हुए व्यक्ति से बोलीः “सुनो जी, आ जाओ, बैठो इस कुर्सी पर।” _______________________________________________________________________

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Hindi Shayari–1

1. Dosti se keemti koi jageer nahin. Dosti se khubsoorat koi tasveer nahin, Dosti to sirf ek kacha dhagha hai, Dhage se majboot koi zanzeer nahin. 2. SACH:- waqat jaisa bhi ho “Accha” ya “Bura” badalta zaroor hai, isliye acche waqt mein kuch aisa mat karo k bure waqt mein log apka saath chood dein.

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One Liner Jokes–1

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work

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Short Jokes–1

1. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. 2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. 3. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the

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Hindi names of geographical distributions

Here are the Hindi names of geographical distributions of land according to which the population of the world exists on this earth. Village गाँव Town उपनगर City नगर Metropolis महानगर Capital राजधानी State प्रांत, प्रदेश, राज Country देश World विश्व Planet ग्रह Universe ब्रह्माण्ड

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Prompt Rajnikanth jokes

1. All doctors’ mantra reads like this: I treat; Rajnikanth cures! 2. When Rajnikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror sees its true image. 3. Rajnikanth has never let anybody down. Why? He is the basis of everything and there is nothing below him. 4. Rajnikanth can make an “indefinite sentence” a “perfect”

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