Here is a collection of new sensation in jokes category–Sir Ravindra Jadeja Sir Ravindra Jadeja pushed the crease back so that it can be a no ball. In a match, 177 runs were needed to win. Sir Ravindra Jadeja scored a triple century with the very first ball and the match was declared ‘draw’. The […]
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1. If you are wrong and you shut up, you are wise. If you are right and you shut up, you are married. ___________________________ 2. Husband asks: “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: ‘Without Information, Fighting Everytime!’ WIFE replied: “No darling, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever!’” ___________________________
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1. Boy: What you think about our love? Girl: Try to count the stars in the sky. Boy: Oh, it is infinite? Girl: No baby, it is a waste of time. 2. Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
1. पत्नी: “तुम्हे ये छोटा तमगा किस लिए मिला?” पति: “गाना गाने के लिए।“ पत्नी: “और ये बड़ा तमगा?” पति: “गाना बन्द करने के लिए।“ _________________ 2. एक बार एक पाठशाला में अध्यापक ने एक छात्र से पूछा: “बेटे तुम्हारे पिताजी क्या करते हैं?” छात्र भोलेपन से बोला: “जो मेरी मां कहती है वही करते
1. प्रतियोगता का विषय था—“आधुनिक कला”। एक लड़की ने जिस प्लेट में रङ्ग घोले थे उसे दिखाकर ही पुरस्कार प्राप्त कर लिया। _________________________ 2. पत्रकार: “प्रेस पर सरकार नियन्त्रण से क्या आप सहमत हैं?” एक महिला: “शत-प्रतिशत सहमत हूँ। प्रत्येक परिवार के लिए यह आवश्यक है। अब देखिए ना कल ही मेरे पति ने मेरी तीन
1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life; that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. ________________________________ 4. As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth
1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. ______________________________________________ 3. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was
1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. _______________________________________ 2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of
1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ___________________________ 5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of
1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you
1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the
1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. _____________________________________ 4. The last
1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. ___________________________
1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________ 5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. _____________________________
1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. _____________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He
1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. ________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. ________________________________
1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. _____________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. _____________________________________ 5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird. _________________________________ 4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. ___________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. ___________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in