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1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life; that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. ________________________________ 4. As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth
1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. ______________________________________________ 3. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was
1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ___________________________ 5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of
1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you
1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the
1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. _____________________________________ 4. The last
1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. ___________________________
1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________ 5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. _____________________________
1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. _____________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He
1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. ________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. ________________________________
1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. _____________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. _____________________________________ 5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird. _________________________________ 4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. ___________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. ___________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in
1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple. ___________________________________ 2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth! ___________________________________ 3. After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth. ___________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status message. ___________________________________ 5. CAT is outdated. Now, the students have to
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano. _____________________________________ 4. Micheal Jordan to Rajni: “I can spin a ball on my finger for over
1. Whenever Rajnikanth left a country free, the people celebrated their independence day. ___________________________________________ 2. For Rajnikanth, there is no theory of Big Bang. He simply believes that he laughed at a joke that day and the whole world came into existence. ___________________________________________ 3. All the seekers of truth are looking for one thing; what?