One Liner Jokes–3

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ____________________________________________________ 2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ____________________________________________________ 3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God […]

One Liner Jokes–2

1. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. ______________________________________________________________________________ 2. If all is not lost, where is it? ______________________________________________________________________________ 3. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through. ______________________________________________________________________________ 4. It was all so different before everything changed. ______________________________________________________________________________ 5. Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the […]

One Liner Jokes–1

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work […]