Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

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2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth.

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3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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4. The last time Rajnikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated.

How? Resonance.

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5. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

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