Extremely funny new Rajnikanth jokes

Rajnikanth’s tears can cure AIDS.

Unfortunately, he never cried.

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Rajnikanth does not cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% germs. Rajnikanth kills 100%.

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In his will, Rajnikanth has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

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Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

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The only time Rajnikanth was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

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Rajnikanth does not predict the future. He just orders it to happen.

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