New Rajnikanth Jokes from the web

There is no gravity.

Rajnikanth threw the apple on Newton’s head.

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Paul, the octopus, died.

Rumors are that he predicted Rajnikanth’s death.

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Rajnikanth will never get a heart-attack. His heart is not so foolish to attack him.

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Rajnikanth has destroyed the periodic table.

Because he like only the element of surprise.

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Once Rajnikanth tried to commit suicide, but failed. Why?

Even Rajnikanth cannot kill Rajnikanth.

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There used to be a street named Rajnikanth, but it was renamed because nobody can cross Rajnikanth.

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