Some new Rajnikanth Jokes

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!

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When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.

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The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!

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Genies rub Rajnikanth and he grants them three wishes.

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All the products in China carry this mark: “Made in Rajnikanth”.

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Once Rajnikanth got late for office. That day, stopwatch was invented.

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Once Rajnikanth was caught cheating in an examination. Guess what happened?

The teacher was suspended.

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