Original Rajnikanth Jokes

In a fiercely battled quiz competition, scientists were unable to solve a puzzle: how do you write four in between five?

Only Rajnikanth succeeded when he wrote:  F(|V)E

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Breaking news: Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral.

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In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!

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Once Rajni was about to drink milk and he found that it was spoiled. In disgust he threw it in the sky…
and from then …..
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we have the MILKY WAY!!!

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When Neil Armstrong landed on moon, he fainted when saw a board: “Stick no bills; property of Rajnikanth!”

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