He’ll delete the Internet.
All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did.
Q. Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Once Rajni and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running.
Rajnikanth never uses sunscreen lotion, the sun uses RAJNIlotion.
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost’s energy.
The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.