Current Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam.

Rajni runs on railway track; the train is now at a distance of 1m.

Now what?

Obviously…

The train jumps off the track!

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Once Rajnikanth was travelling in a helicopter via switzerland and his wallet fell down in Switzerland.

That place is now known as the SWISS BANK!!!

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Once Rajinikanth became DJ in a party. An alien landed from a nearby galaxy and requested: “My child has board’s exams. Please don’t play that aloud.”
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Great news…
Now the world will never brace with a Tsunami.
Why?
Rajnikanth has promised that he will never wash his lungi in the sea.
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Rajnikant started using FACEBOOK.

Within 10 s, he got trillion of notifications.

One of them was read: “Facebook wants to be your friend.”

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