Some latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth was driving a car and one of the tyres got punctured. He threw the tube away and drove on merrily. Since then, companies started manufacturing tube-less tyres.

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Once Rajnikanth encountered a Tiger in a metro. The tiger I said: “I will eat you out.” Rajnikanth said: “Please talk to me when we get down at the next station.” Everybody got surprised because they thought that Rajnikanth got afraid of the tiger.
Big NO!!!
Eating and drinking is not permitted in Metro!

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Earlier Psychology was known as Rsychology. But one day, Rajnikanth got angry with it and broke the leg of its first letter “R”.

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Once a child got ill. He was administered a medicine named Rajnikanth. Now, children get cured by simply reciting “Rajnikanth-Rajnikanth”.

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Once the king of fruits went to Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth welcomed him and said: “Mango, kya mangte ho?”
The mango went away happily by saying that he got what he wanted.

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A passenger in Delhi Metro train was surprised to see that on one station, gates of both sides got opened. When he checked, the station’s name was Rajnikanth.

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Once Rajnikanth was air traveling to Delhi. He changed his mind and wanted to visit Mumbai. He changed flights in the air itself.

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Alfred went to Rajnikanth and asked what should I do with my money. Rajnikanth said: “Be noble and give it away as prizes.” Since then, we know about Nobel Prizes.

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