Latest Rajnikanth Jokes

Don ke pichhe toh 11 mulko ki Police padi hai,
lekin RAJINIKANTH 111 mulko ke Police ke pichhe pada hai!!!

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Reporter to Rajnikanth: “How many jokes were made on you till now?”
Rajni: “Only 2 or 3.”
Reporter: “Only 2 or 3?”
Rajni: “Rest all are facts.”

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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell each other “Rajnikanth stories”!

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In the fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it is written that all world records are held by Rajnikanth; those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, the first ring that came was from Rajnikanth.

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At night if mosquito bites what should we do?
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Just scratch and sleep again. We are not Rajnikanth to make the mosquito apologize!

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