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Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life; that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. ________________________________ 4. As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth […]

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1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. ______________________________________________ 3. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was

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1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. _______________________________________ 2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of

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1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ___________________________ 5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of

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1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you

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1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the

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1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. _____________________________________ 4. The last

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1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. ___________________________

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1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________ 5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. _____________________________

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1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. _____________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He

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1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. ________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. ________________________________

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1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. _____________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. _____________________________________ 5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a

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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird. _________________________________ 4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before

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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. ___________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. ___________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in

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