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Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit. __________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them. __________________________________________ 3. …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple. ___________________________________ 2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth! ___________________________________ 3. …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Whenever Rajnikanth left a country free, the people celebrated their independence day. ___________________________________________ 2. For Rajnikanth, there is no theory of …

Rajnikanth jokes on IPL

1. Rajnikanth got bored from all the bad drama that IRL creates and broke its leg. Now, it is called IPL. ________________________________ …

Rajnikanth jokes on shopping

1. Once Rajnikanth went for shopping and felt that the space is too small. The owner of the shop got the idea …

Rajnikanth jokes on singing

1.  Rajnikanth sings songs that are never written. Lyricists create the lyrics after Rajnikanth sings them. _______________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth sing the telephone …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. People could not speak derogatory remarks to Rajnikanth on face. So, somebody created Facebook. ______________________________________________ 2. If somebody ditches you, pray …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can jump-start with a dive. ____________________________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speed up his car by pressing the brakes. ____________________________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth’s …

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can initiate ‘climate change’ at will. _________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth lacks nothing but competition. _________________________________________ 3. When Rajnikanth was a baby, …

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