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एक छोटी बच्ची ने दरवाजा खोला और अपने भैया की गर्लफ्रैंड को देखकर बोली, “आप रोज-रोज भैया से मिलने आती हो आपका

Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes

Here is a collection of new sensation in jokes categorySir Ravindra Jadeja Sir Ravindra Jadeja pushed the crease back so that it

Husband wife jokes

1. पत्नी अपने पति से: “अगर मैं तुम्हे छोड़कर चली जाऊँ तो क्या करोगे?” زوج: “मैं निर्मल बाबा के पास जाऊँगा।” زوجة: …

New Jokes

1. Boy: What you think about our love? Girl: Try to count the stars in the sky. Boy: Oh, it is infinite? …

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1. زوجة: “तुम्हे ये छोटा तमगा किस लिए मिला?” पति: “गाना गाने के लिए।“ पत्नी: “और ये बड़ा तमगा?” पति: “गाना बन्द

نكت الهندية

1. प्रतियोगता का विषय था—“आधुनिक कला”। एक लड़की ने जिस प्लेट में रङ्ग घोले थे उसे दिखाकर ही पुरस्कार प्राप्त कर लिया।

نكت راجينيكنس

1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth

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1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room

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1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest

نكت راجينيكنس

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ …

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1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow

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1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has

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1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar

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1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’

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1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic

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1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to

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1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. …

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1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth

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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when

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1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. …

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