हिन्दी जोक्स–चुटकुले

एक छोटी बच्ची ने दरवाजा खोला और अपने भैया की गर्लफ्रैंड को देखकर बोली, “आप रोज-रोज भैया से मिलने आती हो आपका अपना भैया नहीं है क्या?” पत्नी ( पति से), “मैं तो मानती हूं कि शादी एक लॉटरी है?” पति, “पर मैं नहीं मानता!” पत्नी, “क्यों?” पति, “क्योंकि लॉटरी में दोबारा किस्मत आजमाने का […]

हिन्दी जोक्स और हिन्दी चुटकुले

धोनी ( एक साधु से ) -“बाबा मेरी बीवी परेशान करती है। कोई उपाय बताओ?” बाबा – “बेटा, उपाय होता तो मैं साधु क्यों बनता।” रतन (फार्म भरते हुए अपने पिता से बोला ) -“मदर टङ्ग के आगे क्या लिखूँ ?” पिता – “लिख दे, बड़ी लम्बी ।” रमेश ( रकेश से ) – “मुर्गा […]

हिन्दी जोक्स तथा हिन्दी चुटकुले

मोहनी (अपने पति मोनु से ) – “जब आप बाहर जाते हैं तो मुझे डर लगा रहता है।” मोनु – “चिन्ता मत करो डार्लिङ्ग, मैं जल्दी आ जाया करूँगा।” मोहनी – “इसी बात का तो डर लगा रहता है।” पति ( अपनी नई-नवेली दुल्हन से ) – “मैं आपके लिए दुनिया की हर सरहद पार […]

हिन्दी जोक्स तथा हिन्दी चुटकुले

अध्यापक – “बताओ नदी-नाले कहाँ से निकलते हैं ?” छात्र – “सर नदी का तो पता नहीं मगर नाले सलवार में से निकलते हैं ।” बिहारी (दुकानदार से) – “तुमने मुझे धोखा दिया है ।” दुकानदार – “सर मैंने आपको असली रेडियो दिया था ।” बिहारी – “रेडियो पर मेड इन जापान लिखा है और […]

हिन्दी जोक्स–हिन्दी चुटकुले

राकेश – “पिता जी आज मेरी गर्लफ्रैंड का बर्थ-डे है उसे क्या दूँ ?” पिता – “देखने में वह कैसी है ?” राकेश – “मस्त है।” पिता – “तो मेरा मोबाइल नम्बर दे दे।” पति – “काश हमारे लड़की की जगह लड़का हो जाता!” पत्नी – “छोड़ो जी रहने दो, अगर मैं आपके भरोसे रहती […]

Sir Ravindra Jadeja Jokes

Here is a collection of new sensation in jokes category–Sir Ravindra Jadeja Sir Ravindra Jadeja pushed the crease back so that it can be a no ball. In a match, 177 runs were needed to win. Sir Ravindra Jadeja scored a triple century with the very first ball and the match was declared ‘draw’. The […]

Husband wife jokes

1. पत्नी अपने पति से: “अगर मैं तुम्हे छोड़कर चली जाऊँ तो क्या करोगे?” पति: “मैं निर्मल बाबा के पास जाऊँगा।” पत्नी: “वहाँ जाकर क्या करोगे?” पति: “बाबा से बोलूँगा कि कृपा आनी आरम्भ हो गई।” _______________________________________ 2. पत्नी दूरभाष-यंत्र पर: “कहाँ हो आप?” पति: “तुम्हे वो आभूषण-भण्डार स्मरण है, जहाँ वो हीरों का हार […]

Jokes about married people

1. If you are wrong and you shut up, you are wise. If you are right and you shut up, you are married. ___________________________ 2. Husband asks: “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: ‘Without Information, Fighting Everytime!’ WIFE replied: “No darling, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever!’” ___________________________  

New Jokes

1. Boy: What you think about our love? Girl: Try to count the stars in the sky. Boy: Oh, it is infinite? Girl: No baby, it is a waste of time. 2. Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Hindi Chutkule

1. पत्नी: “तुम्हे ये छोटा तमगा किस लिए मिला?” पति: “गाना गाने के लिए।“ पत्नी: “और ये बड़ा तमगा?” पति: “गाना बन्द करने के लिए।“ _________________ 2. एक बार एक पाठशाला में अध्यापक ने एक छात्र से पूछा: “बेटे तुम्हारे पिताजी क्या करते हैं?” छात्र भोलेपन से बोला: “जो मेरी मां कहती है वही करते […]

Hindi Chutkule

1. प्रतियोगता का विषय था—“आधुनिक कला”। एक लड़की ने जिस प्लेट में रङ्ग घोले थे उसे दिखाकर ही पुरस्कार प्राप्त कर लिया। _________________________ 2. पत्रकार: “प्रेस पर सरकार नियन्त्रण से क्या आप सहमत हैं?” एक महिला: “शत-प्रतिशत सहमत हूँ। प्रत्येक परिवार के लिए यह आवश्यक है। अब देखिए ना कल ही मेरे पति ने मेरी तीन […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. ________________________________ 2. Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life; that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. ________________________________ 4. As a child when Rajnikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. When you say “no one is perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult. ______________________________________________ 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. ______________________________________________ 3. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. _______________________________________ 2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. ___________________________ 5. Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. _____________________________________ 4. The last […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. ___________________________

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________ 5. Rajnikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter. _____________________________

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. _____________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad. He […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. ________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. ________________________________

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. _____________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. _____________________________________ 5. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird. _________________________________ 4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth leaves messages before […]

Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. ___________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. ___________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. […]